Normal train rides are obsolete...

So this time I make sure I don't get on the E train from West 4th street! I'm on the F, got a super long way to go. After a while I was resting my head on my hands and had my eyes closed, I was fully aware of where I was going.

The train approaches at my stop, which is the last stop. There's this old, fat guy standing in the middle and looking at me. I ignored him and walked away from him towards to door and was waiting for it to open. He comes next to me and asks.....and one again, this will be dialouges. I'll be "Hot Girl" literally and figuratively.

Fat Perv: (walks over to the door where I am planning on exiting and says) I had to make sure you weren't sleeping because you know people fall asleep and don't wake up for their stop.
Hot Girl: Okay, yea thanks. I was awake. I was just resting my head.
Fat Perv: Yea because you know, people fall asleep and I wanted to make sure you weren't sleeping.
Hot Girl: Okay thanks, well the stop is here and i'm awake so i'm good.
Fat Perv: Where are you from? Are you from Guyana?
Hot Girl: (resists the urge to knock all of his back teeth out since all his front teeth were missing.) No, i'm from Bangladesh.
Fat Perv: (train doors open, we both walk out) Oh really. My name is John Doe
(I forgot his name and he extends his hand for a hand shake.)
Hot Girl: (shakes his hand but sees he is not letting go so forces it out.)
Fat Perv: (walks next to me) are you looking for a job?
Hot Girl: ummmm, not thank you. I already got a job.
Fat Perv: (BLOCKS MY EXIT) okay if you need a job or if you know students in your school that needs a job, have them call me. I work at such and such agency. They can work from home. My office is right by the Bangladesh embassy. Have you ever been there?
Hot Girl: Yea, I think so. I know where it is i'll find it.
Fat Perv: (still blocking my exit) okay hold on, let me give you my card. (cannot find his card so he rips up a piece of newspaper and finally finds a pen. Writes down his company name, address, phone number and suite number.)
Hot Girl: Okay thanks, starts taking the stairs.
Fat Perv: My name is Fat Perv.
Hot Girl: Okay, nice to meet you. Goodnight!
Fat Perv: You'll remember? you'll remember right! Don't forget.
Hot Girl: I promise I won't. I'll tattoo it on my ass and read it every day using a mirror!